Yes indeed, a poster that will watch over you throughout your night of sleep!
If you can get any!!!
(jody from Minnesota says 'Since I got my Poster I haven't slept a wink...but I won't tell anyone!)
Hey... just pullin' your leg!
Free to you...just send me your details...
but not your bank account details!
Nice Ringtone (works on many phones)...and it's free!!! The concept of Free is difficult for most to accept or understand as I have found ,this world will take payment for most things, in one form or another!
sick of people mythering* the life out of you!!!
Then send them this, they'll get the message!!!(works on most phones ,send by MMS) Again Free of charge to you .
Stick it on your phone or send it via bluetooth either way they'll lock you up!!! Free to use Kind Sir/Ma'am, however use wisely!
Terms and conditions apply please refer to sub-section B12 of the Malleus Malificarium Titled 'Bearded woman is in league with Lucifer' also 'man-witch and how to elicit confession'
Kobalt Dancing to Live Music!!! Whilst on a jaunt Kobalt finds his love of musics ,being a being in between worlds Kobalt is unseen!
T-shirt offer voiced by the Demonic M3DS!!!Demonic is probably best to describe M3DS, he got his mouth from the God's after all, however Mnemonic serves a similar purpose to this Gent's name!
Same as the above, but different!!! But still as free as a bird in flight...speaking of birds a beautiful way of imagining eternity is as follows
'A block of marble ,one kilometre length, one kilometre breadth and one kilometre width sits waiting... Every thousand years a raven, with a silk scarf in its beak, fly's across the top of the marble...gradually the marble erodes to nothingness'
Can you calculate how long it takes? Answer on a postcard please!
Terms and conditions apply- the term 'eternity' is registered as a trademark with something you may have read most recently.
Loads of Kobalts running about with a Pentagram background!!!
'It does what it says on the tin'
Terms and conditions apply- Ultimately depends on what tin you are using and where you got it from. Beep Beep!
All of the above are sent to you Free, via email.
Let me know which one you want (by title) and you can have it!!! one per applicant, might send you more if you want!!!
*Myther - Local colloquialism, to harass and annoy someone e.g 'that guy could myther a nest of rat's!!!'(Kobalt et. al. 2178 A.D )
Once you've got 'em you can send 'em!!!